WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
wow bdsm is so cute
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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