I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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