Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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