I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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