You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm sobbing to NWA
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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