I'm so fucking centered right now
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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