Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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