By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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