Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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