Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The Olympian is in my bed
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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