Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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