Already got asked if we're dating
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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