at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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