I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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