he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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