So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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