she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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