Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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