That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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