i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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