it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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