Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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