are you so shy because you have an std?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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