Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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