Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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