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I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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She told me I should be a condom model.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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