Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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