i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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