I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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