remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize