UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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