careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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