We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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