I'm drive I can fine osifer
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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