I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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