moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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