Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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