Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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