He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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