Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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