So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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