Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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