You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
barbara walters just said penis...
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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