Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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