How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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