Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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