i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My breasts were aching with rage.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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