...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm eating all of the evidence.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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