Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I met the friendliest cop last night
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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