i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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